Here, just in time for the holidays, is some boyish toilet humor from John’s alter ego, Thorton M. Vaseltarp. As Vaseltarp, he wrote several articles for Al Goldstein’s weekly SCREW, mostly mock-scientific sex surveys. Here, he imagines Goldstein receiving an unpleasant package at the office. John prided himself on being able to write in any genre, and this is one of them. Happy holidays!
